Chick Lit

Hah!! We knew it!!! We rule the world!!!! Look, look, look at what we have encountered.

Yet another book from the chickens about the chickens (Of course it is about the chickens. What else can it be possible about? What a totally unnecessary statement.)

Mother Hen and YC stumbled upon it while they were casually strolling by the river. Hm, Mother Hen and YC walking together. We wonder what they were talking about. Gossip time!!!

A closer look at the book and you would see the title (well, you would see the title even if you don’t look that close. Doh!) What’s with the title here? Just look at the title. *annoyed*  “Bitter with Baggage..” Why is it so depressing? That does not sound like us at all. No sir, it is not. We–the chickens–are always always happy *the famous furious head shaking move*

And look at the model in the book. Is that YC? Well, well. Do you mean to say that she has a job but she never has told us about it and did not even bother to take us for a worm treat with her royalty from the book? Arrgh, such a stingy chickadee!! We never knew that about YC. Things you learn about the chickens that you think you knew. *heart broken*

Anyway, have you found out why Mother Hen and YC took a (secret!) stroll along the river? Perhaps they are talking about that beef and buff. Or The Chicken (oh, good old chap The Chicken. We wonder whatever happens to him.)

Or perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, they are talking about Emilio the buffalo!!!!!! *sllluuurrpp… Hey, what’s with the slurping sound? I thought chickens were supposed to be vegetarian?!?!*