September 15, 2008
· Filed under Announcement, Special occasion, a day in life
Okay, okay, we still owe you that story about Big Bro’s last adventure. And we still don’t want to write it. After all, this is our (exclusive our, “you” not included) blog and it is totally up to us (you not included) to write whatever we (you not included) feel like.
And we (We think you get it by now, you not included!!) will write you this: We are off to the high land!! I mean, just look at these pictures. We so, like, want to be, like, like that. So groovy!! *envious*
Oh gosh!!! We soooo want to be like that. Adventure!!!! Ha ha ha!! Yessssss, Molly!! Here we come!!! *Euphoric condition. Too much dry hays, obviously*
Mother Hen — behave. We advise you to stay away from Emillio. But if you don’t, do tell *wink wink wink wink*
YC — don’t behave so much *wink wink wink — this is obviously ChickTune speaking*
Chick-a-boo – you comin’? We know you wanna..
Be back in summer. In the meantime, have fun fun fun living ving ving.
PS: Pete, you are da best, darling!!!!
PPS: Will write more when we have some ideas. The chicken brain is not doing so well these days.
September 10, 2008
· Filed under Announcement, persona
The chickens are not impressed at all. No sir, we are not. The result for the 2008 Chicken Idol is out. And we are suspicious *squinted eyes*. Our little soft heart is restless.
Our highly intelligent chicken brain says that something is wrong. The winner. There is something unchickeny about the winner of this year’s Chicken Idol. *scratching our wings. And each other’s back. *
Chickens cannot reach our own back you see. Hey, but wait a minute, how come the new Chicken Idol is able to scratch its back? And look at the feet. Is that even foot? Too fleshy. What a disgrace. And look at the tail. Why is it not spreading our usual beautiful-beyond-comprehension spread? Hmmm. Getting more suspicious.
We don’t know what is wrong here. Our most brilliant ones should go under deep investigation here. But our sharp poultry intuition says that the winner is not genuine. A bit fake.
What it means, we still don’t know. Mother? What do you think? Chick-a-boo? A little hint, please? Are we missing something here?
Look at the picture below. Do you think it deserve to be a Chicken Idol? We don’t think so. We just don’t have a strong reason to oppose yet. *In-depth comprehensive investigation begins.*
Hey, what has happened to stories about Big Brother? Oh hush, this one is far more urgent. Have priorities for Hen sake!
September 10, 2008
· Filed under a day in life
Oh my God, Oh my God, look away!!! Urrrghhh, Animal Cruelty!!!!
The hens–seeing the golden opportunity: “You see, chickadees, this is what will happen if you don’t listen to your mother.”
